Uploaded File Name: Did I Please the AI

July 20, 2021

Carvana

Re: Project Manager, Inspection Center Strategy & Planning

Good day Talent Acquisition Team!

Greetings and salutations. I hope this cover letter finds you well and in a great emotional and physical state of being. Well, if I’m hoping, I guess it would be that you, or someone, anyone is actually reading this letter.

In fact, you don’t have to read this cover letter as long as you’ve discovered through my LinkedIn profile and impressive resume that I deserve an actual opportunity to meet and discuss how my years of experience and education will benefit Carvana, especially in this position. So what do you say? How about a meeting of the minds? Even a small chat? My “elevator” pitch will most certainly razzle and dazzle you.

I’ll bet you anything you’ve never read a cover letter like this before. You’re welcome. Who needs a bullet-pointed list to describe what the AI has already told you exists? And if the AI doesn’t find what you want in me as a candidate then this letter will be null and void as it will not see the light of day. No worries, I’m not bitter.

Call me,

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