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June 21, 2021

Hello Talent Acquisition Team Member

It’s so wonderful to have made past the “bots”. They say only 17% of cover letters get read. I don’t blame you, the HR team, I mean come on, most have got to be boring as heck. Not to mention 99% of what you need to know is already uploaded on a resume or on LinkedIn.

But what you don’t know about me is my ability to get along with all walks of humanity using my playful sense of humor and ability to find the positive in most situations. I don’t see where that is labeled on any job site. Truly though, the Fed’s might make that illegal, “Low EQ people deserve a chance too”; and you know what? They do. Just not in this position. Which is where I will shine.

I’ve written too much already, nobody wants to read this much anymore, TL:DR, am I right? But if you did and you like what you see, let’s have a chat.

If this Cover letter doesn’t make it to the light of day and is destined for a data file of zeros and ones, so be it, I’m off to live my best life ever. I hope you do as well.

Best, stay cool,

I’m staying cool