Uploaded File Name: Why the Long Face

August 5, 2021

MCCCD

Re: Project Manager Senior

Greetings HR Associate!

I hope this email finds you well, if at all, seeing how most cover letters do not get read. It amazes me that there is still a spot to upload one. But that’s cool for me, I like to write.

I will not be making a list of my attributes that will qualify me for an interview here, you’ve seen that in my resume and/or LinkedIn. And then of course, I’ve probably made it past the “bots”. Software that has got to make your lives so much easier. I couldn’t even imagine having to look through EVERY resume submitted, could you? Ugh

On the off chance this does not make it to the light of day and is scrapped for it’s zeros and ones, I hope they are used for a really cool meme. So many zeros and ones in the world, mine can only hope for a better life as a moderately silly but funny meme with a horse walking into a bar and the bartender saying …

Best,

Moe Szslak